Division K: Sunokas Famiglia

All the Baltic states cooperate together with Finland to be as strong famiglia as possible under the boss – Robert Sunokas. Lithuania was the first to declare independence from the Soviet Union in 1990. During the 14th century, the Grand Duchy of Lithuania was the largest country in Europe, but that’s the past and Sunokas famiglia would like to bring a bright future again. Vodka from corn, which was first discovered by the Lithuanians, should help in that direction. It’s also the only country in the world to have an official scent, so you can smell them from the distance.
The biggest business for Sunokas famiglia is the child distribution. Lithuania is known as the land of storks, the national bird for the country, with about 13,000 pairs. As you know storks distribute newborns to the families, so it’s not a coincidence who you get. It’s important to have Sunokas on your side. The national transport system is based on hot air balloons and Vilnius is the only capital city you can fly with them. The owners just must pay a small amount to the famiglia or Storks will destroy their balloon.
A big role in the Sunokas plan plays also Estonia. With only 84 men for 100 females, the country is on the list of many single guys. Tallinn is a modern city, where with a little help of the famiglia Skype was invented. Estonia was the first country in the world to adopt online voting – way back in 2005, so the famiglia know who votes as “recommended”.
Latvia is also important since the forests there are often called “green gold.” In the past 90% of Latvia were forest, now the wood is illegally sold to the other countries, but still, more than 50% remains. The famiglia does everything for the forests protection. The special attraction is former military prison in the town of Karosta, which is a hostel now. Guests can opt for the “full prisoner experience”, which involves uniformed officers, less than luxurious digs, verbal abuse and organized physical exercise. All of that happens under Sunokas control and the best survivors get a onetime offer to join the famiglia. Do you know Jākobs Jufess? He emigrated to the US as a young man and he helped to the jeans patent. He was originally from Riga.
There is also Finland with a strong community in Helsinki, where you can meet a lot of bunnies and squirrels running over the city. The core famiglia business in Finland capital is a pool. Sounds boring? Well, it’s not. It’s a special dog pool for beginners and professional dog swimmers. The best dogs are recruited to the famiglia.
All the countries have in common a special competition – wife carrying. Just google it, there are different styles and it’s a fun.
Cities under control: Vilnius, Tallin, Espoo, Helsinki, Tampere, Hyvinkaa, Vaasa, Sauvo, Riga, Klaipeda, Kaunas